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Two Countries Walk Into a Meeting. Nobody Sits at the Head of the Table.

Priya MehtaJune 27, 2026 5 min read

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Australia Β· πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Netherlands

By Priya Mehta, The Global Office

Both Australia and the Netherlands like to think of themselves as societies where the boss is just another person who happens to have a slightly larger desk. Both are, by global standards, genuinely egalitarian in their workplace hierarchies. But there is egalitarianism as a cultural value β€” which Australia has in abundance β€” and egalitarianism as an engineered institutional system, which the Netherlands has spent centuries perfecting. The difference, though subtle, is audible in the meeting room.

Do's & Don'ts

πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί Australia

βœ… Do❌ Don't
Use first names with everyone, including senior leadershipBoast about your achievements or position β€” tall poppies get cut
Contribute to team discussions and "have a crack" at problemsAssume the open-door policy means real shared authority
Read the room: dry humour and directness are appreciatedPull rank in a way that signals you think you're better than the team
Raise concerns informally β€” a quiet word carries weight hereMistake relaxed informality for a lack of professional expectations
Show up willing to work alongside your team, not above themExpect consensus to mean the manager won't ultimately decide alone

πŸ‡³πŸ‡± Netherlands

βœ… Do❌ Don't
Disagree with your manager openly β€” in the meeting, not afterMistake consensus-building for indecisiveness or lack of direction
Come prepared with logical arguments for your positionTry to shortcut the poldermodel β€” you'll lose the room
Expect decisions to be slow and execution to be fastInterpret directness as rudeness; it is considered courtesy here
Log off at 5pm without guilt β€” boundaries are a cultural valueWork late to signal commitment; it reads as poor planning
Treat your manager as a facilitator, not an authority figureWait to be invited to speak; jump in when you have something to add

Australia

Australia's flatness of corporate hierarchy is best understood as a symptom of a deeper cultural allergy: the national aversion to anyone appearing to consider themselves better than those around them. This is sometimes called "tall poppy syndrome" β€” the tendency to cut down anyone who rises too conspicuously above the crowd β€” and it is, in the management context, both a feature and a bug.

The feature: Australian workplaces are genuinely accessible. Managers are addressed by first name as an unquestioned norm across virtually every sector. Open-door policies are standard rather than a progressive affectation. The distinction between "the boss" and "the team" is deliberately de-emphasised in most Australian corporate settings, and leaders who cultivate an air of authority for its own sake tend to find their authority quietly resisted. The expectation that leaders "have a crack" alongside their teams β€” that credibility comes from demonstrable competence rather than positional status β€” is consistently identified as a distinguishing feature of Australian management culture.

The bug: because Australian egalitarianism is cultural rather than structural, it is unevenly applied. Status still operates β€” it is simply less explicitly acknowledged, which can make it harder to navigate for newcomers. The informal manager who insists on being called by their first name may still make entirely unilateral decisions; the accessible door may be open but the organisation may still be hierarchically rigid in its actual decision-making. Hofstede scores Australia at 36 on power distance β€” low, but not the lowest β€” and the gap between espoused egalitarianism and practiced hierarchy can be wider than the culture officially admits.

The management style in Australian organisations is described, across multiple guides, as "consultative" β€” leaders seek input, engage teams as partners, and avoid visibly pulling rank. This is genuine, and it is valued. It is also, for those trained in more explicit hierarchies, sometimes frustrating: decisions that appear to have been made collectively can turn out to have been manager-driven all along, the consultation having served primarily as a vehicle for team buy-in rather than actual shared authority.

Netherlands

The Netherlands' approach to flat hierarchy has a name, a historical origin, and a body of academic literature: the poldermodel. The term derives from the Dutch practice of cooperative water management β€” the governance of dykes, drainage systems, and reclaimed lowland required that every stakeholder, regardless of status, participate in decisions that affected them all. The alternative was not a bad meeting; it was a flooded country. This structural necessity of cooperation became, over centuries, a cultural disposition and then, in the 20th century, a formalised model of labour relations and organisational governance.

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In Dutch corporate settings, the poldermodel manifests as a genuine, institutionalised commitment to consensus. Decisions are not made until relevant stakeholders have been consulted, and it is entirely standard for a junior employee to disagree with a senior manager in a meeting β€” provided they have logical arguments to support their position. The boss is understood as a facilitator of the process rather than its authority, a subtle but meaningful distinction from Australia's "accessible manager who still ultimately decides." The Dutch model is not performative flatness; it is functional flatness backed by an expectation that everyone in the room is a legitimate participant in the outcome.

Hofstede scores the Netherlands at 38 on power distance β€” nearly identical to Australia's 36 β€” but the cultural expression of that low score is different. Dutch directness means that when a junior employee disagrees with a manager, they say so plainly, without the Australian impulse to soften the challenge through casual humour or oblique suggestion. The Dutch also genuinely believe the junior employee might be right, and the process is designed to surface that possibility. Decision-making is spread across levels of the organisation rather than concentrated at the top, and it is not unusual for a meeting to include vigorous debate between a director and an intern β€” seen not as insubordination, but as engagement.

The Reckoning

The practical difference between Australian and Dutch management hierarchy comes into focus in a conflict scenario. In an Australian workplace, a junior employee who disagrees with a management decision will often find an informal way to signal their reservations β€” through a quiet word to a trusted colleague, a slightly deflated "yeah, sure" in the team meeting, or a tactical non-appearance at the follow-up planning session. The egalitarian culture provides the sentiment that their view should matter; the absence of structural guarantees means it may not.

In a Dutch workplace, the same junior employee is more likely to say, in the meeting, with their manager present: "I don't think this is the right approach, and here's why." The poldermodel creates an expectation that this is not only acceptable but useful. Expats who have worked in both systems note the difference consistently. Once the consensus is reached, Dutch organisations move with unusual speed and cohesion β€” because the people who would otherwise resist were already part of the process.

The Part the Brochure Left Out

Reddit (r/Netherlands) β€” "My first week at a Dutch company I disagreed with my team lead in a standup. I was expecting to be pulled aside later. Instead he said 'good point, let's revisit the timeline.' I almost fell off my chair. Coming from a UK firm, that would have been a career-limiting move."
Quora β€” "Work culture in the Netherlands" β€” "Calling your boss by his first name and stating out in the open that you think his project planning is anything but a good idea in the middle of the meeting is not only acceptable β€” it's expected. I came from India and it took me six months to stop apologising before I spoke."
IamExpat.nl β€” Oz Butun, Director at Philips Innovation Service, recounting his transition to Dutch management: "Without a strict hierarchy, I was afraid I wasn't going to meet my deadlines and that decisions would never get made. Working in Dutch company culture actually made me a better manager. I was used to telling people what to do. Now I engage with the team and reach out more to pick their brains β€” which actually takes some weight off my shoulders."
Reddit (r/australia) β€” "Australian managers will say 'we decided as a team' and then you find out later it was already decided before the meeting. The informality is real but don't confuse it with actual shared power. They're not the same thing."
HRKatha (reporting on a viral Reddit post, r/Netherlands) β€” A Dutch employee at a US tech company was questioned by his New York-based manager for logging off at 5pm, not replying to weekend emails, and declining late-night calls. He escalated to Dutch HR. The disciplinary threat was rejected, the out-of-hours contact stopped, and the post became a flashpoint for discussion about European versus American work norms. The Dutch response was not indignation. It was paperwork.

Conclusion

Australia and the Netherlands arrive at roughly the same Hofstede score through entirely different routes. Australia got there through culture β€” a national instinct, sometimes enforced by social pressure, to keep everyone at eye level. The Netherlands got there through engineering β€” a few centuries of collective dyke maintenance that rewired the national relationship with authority until it became structural rather than sentimental.

The result is that Australian flat hierarchy is warm, informal, and occasionally illusory. Dutch flat hierarchy is blunter, slower in the decision room, and considerably more likely to hold. Both are genuine improvements on a conference room where only one person's opinion counts. And both, in their own way, will quietly bewilder anyone whose previous boss had a corner office and a closed door. The difference is that in Amsterdam, you would have told them so to their face.

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Priya Mehta

Staff writer covering financial markets and corporate strategy. Has strong opinions about spreadsheets.

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